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Ori : That's why we need a burglar!
Bilbo Baggins : Hmmm, and a good one too, I would say. An expert.
Gloin : And are you?
Bilbo Baggins : [looks behind him, then back] Am I what?
Oin : He said he's an expert! Hey hey!
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Bilbo Baggins : [Bilbo interrupts as Tom the troll about to eat Bombur] Uh... no, no, not... not that one, he... he's infected!
William Troll : [taken aback] You what?
Bilbo Baggins : Yes, he's got worms in his... tubes.
Tom Troll : Ooh!
[Tom throws down Bombur in disgust]
Bilbo Baggins : In-in fact, they all have. They're infested with parasites, it's a terrible business, I wouldn't risk it, I really wouldn't.
Oin : Parasites? Did he say parasites?
Kili : Yeah, we don't have parasites!
[to Bilbo]
Kili : You have parasites!
[Thorin realizes that Bilbo is trying to buy them time and kicks Kili, and the dwarves realize what Bilbo is doing]
Oin : I've got parasites as big as my arm!
Kili : Mine are the biggest parasites, I've got huge parasites!
Nori : We're riddled!
Ori : Yes, I'm riddled!
Dori : Yes, we are, badly!
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Gandalf : The dawn will take you all!
William Troll : Who's that?
Bert Troll : No idea.
Tom Troll : Can we eat him too?
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William Troll : Gotcha! Are there any more of you little fellas hiding where you shouldn't?
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Tom Troll : Oh! I don't like horse. I never have. Not enough fat on them.
William Troll : Well, it's better than a leathery ol' farmer. All skin and bone he was. I'm still pickin' bits of him out o' me teeth.
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William Troll : Mutton yesterday, mutton today. And blimey, if it don't look like mutton again tomorrow.
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William Troll : How come he's the cook? Everything tastes the same, everything tastes like chicken.
Tom Troll : Except the chicken.
William Troll : What tastes like fish!
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Bilbo Baggins : Have you smelt them? You're gonna need something stronger than sage before you plate this lot up!
William Troll : What do you know about cooking dwarf?