Gray Matters (I) (2006)
Heather Graham: Gray Baldwin
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Quotes
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Sam : What are you doing?
Gray : I want to die right now. I never want to see another human being as long as I live.
Sam : You're just coming out.
Gray : I am never coming out of this elevator.
Sam : This is probably the biggest revelation of your entire life. It's normal to be going nuts. It's normal.
Gray : I don't feel normal. I'm sick and tired of everyone saying it's normal, it's typical, it's ordinary. I don't feel any of those things.
Sam : Well how do you feel?
Gray : Lonely.
Sam : Why?
Gray : Because I'm never going to be able to walk down the street, holding hands with my partner without the rest of the world giving us a look. And me never have the wedding that I once dreamed of and I may never have children. And one day when I die people will never give as much respect to my grieving lover as if she were my husband.
Sam : Gray, it's not as if you made a choice.
Gray : That's what terrifies me. It's so much easier to be someone else.
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Gray : It's like this. For years I thought I was content being single and I wasn't really interested in a relationship. I thought that when Mr. Right came into my life, he just would, he- he wouldn't need some fancy invitation, he would just arrive. And then I realized that it's not Mr. Right I'm waiting for. It's Mrs. Right. And I think I found her. And I kissed her... and I think she kissed me back! But I'm not sure because I've never kissed a girl before and I'm not sure what the rules are, but I know that I liked it! And I think I like her! Now I feel nauseous again...
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Gray : I have to tell you something and it's not easy. It's really major. I don't know how to say it.
Sam : Why don't you take three short breaths and...
Gray : ...and one long.
[Gray takes three short and one long]
Gray : I'm gay!
Sam : What?
Gray : As in Marvin.
Sam : What?
Gray : As in, take the R out of Gray and BINGO!
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Gray : You don't know what it's like. One day you're one thing and the next day you realize you're something else. I feel like I'm Dorothy in "The Wizard of Oz" and I'm in this new land and I want to go home but something is telling me maybe this is my home. Maybe I shouldn't click my heels three times; maybe I should just stay here and be nauseas with the Munchkins.
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Carrie : She's the best. Strong, independent, feisty.
Gray : Who are you talking about?
Carrie : Who else? Queen Oprah. Oprah, Oprah the great. Oprah, I love her. Do you understand that I'm obsessed with her? I think she is so great that she should start her own religion - that's how much I love her. I love her so much that if she and Stedman couldn't have children and needed a little bit of help, I would surrogate a child for them. That's right. I would have Oprah's baby, that's how much I love her.
Gray : Wauw. That's a lot of love.
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[Charlie walks into the suite bathroom, stark naked with only a bucket of ice and a bottle of champagne covering her]
Charlie Kelsey : Ta-da! I got the champagne... extra bubbly.
Gray : Oh my God! You didn't answer the door looking like that?
Charlie Kelsey : Hmmm. No wonder the delivery guy didn't want a tip.
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Gray : [to Charlie] Please tell me you don't wear stuff like that everyday.
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Dr. Sydney : I think we need to talk on level ground. You're not thinking straight.
Gray : No kidding...