Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
Cedric The Entertainer: Gus Petch
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Quotes
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Gus Petch : You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you come see Gus Petch.
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[repeated line]
Gus Petch : I'm gonna nail your ass!
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Gus Petch : You seem to be taking it pretty good. I've seen 'em come in here, weep and wail like Baptists at a funeral. Like they hired me to prove their husbands weren't fooling around.
Marylin Rexroth : Don't get me wrong, Mr...
Gus Petch : Petch. Gus Petch.
Marylin Rexroth : Whilst I don't find this terribly amusing, I am delighted that you found this material. This is going to be my passport to wealth, independence... and freedom.
Gus Petch : [chickles] Sounds like to me that you gonna nail his ass.
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Gus Petch : What are you talking about? "Tell Tale Signs"? Look, I see a ass. I nail it. I don't sneak around sniffing the sheets. God damn it! I'm Gus Petch!
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Marylin Rexroth : I thought he'd outgrown trains.
Gus Petch : They never grow up, they just get tubby.
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Gus Petch : I'm an ass nailer.
Marylin Rexroth : So I see.
Gus Petch : Gym four times a week. Hour and a half, plus stretching. Life circle. Life step. Life circuit. Gus Petch don't pussyfoot around.
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Gus Petch : ...and those Rottweilers were a menace, man!
Miles Massey : I told you she had dogs.
Gus Petch : You didn't tell me they had a hard on for Anus Africanus!